Friday, September 26, 2008

Its a boy!!

This week, we welcome another member to our NASCAR family

Please welcome Ryder Michael Lavalette, son of Haskell Lavalette, Camping World Series crew chief for the #1 Dale Earnhardt Chevrolet driver Trevor Bayne. Congrats Raskell!!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

I believe that we have seen it all!

Ladies Ladies Ladies, step right up and get your one of kind LADYBUDS...yes they are earring, and they are earplugs....wait for it....all in one! Yours now, in designer styles of ugly, butt ugly and oh no she didnt....

Whats next? Scanner Headbands??

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Nascar, Nascar, Nascar.....why????

I saw something tonight that made my eyes bleed, then after I regained vision and nearly died of laughter, I felt I must share. I stumbled across Nascar shoes....yes....Nascar shoes. Not only do they have the Nascar label and full endorsement; they are hideous. Track Lizard's, Track Bunny's, whatever animal you want to be this week, line it up. Its your time to shine. Oh, and they are 1/2 off at Sears!! Dear god help us all. If you don't believe me, please visit and check out the Nascar shoes....swear to you, I am not lying. Paging...ahem... Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik and my favorite wallet drainer, Christian Louboutin.....HELP....anyone?? Hello??? I guess not.....

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Angels have answered my

So tonite I went to the movies, and just before the movie they showed a PSA for the National Guard...which we all know is our lil Juneybugs sponser....and some of you may not know this, but I know Darlynn and Megan do....I am quite obsessed with one Mr Kid Rock....Like crazy obsessed...Darlynn was with me upon my first meeting with Kid...I beleive the convo went something like this:

Ally - hi. um. hi. thats all i have to say. Im not gonna say anything else
Kid Rock- Well, why are you not gonna say anything else?
Ally - in fear of looking like an asshole...Im can die in peace now, thank you.
Kid Rock - laughs- aww honey its all good.

Then he took a picture with me and licked my face. I wish I could find that damn thing...

Anyways - here is the PSA I watched anyone can not love Kid Rock + Dale Jr= the greatest thing since sliced bread....and NO, its not Joey Lagano.

Sweet Tea Vodka!!!

I know what your thinking....I thought it too. How could they ever make Sweet Tea flavored vodka and why? This weekend, at one of the many wedding parties I attended, one soon to be bride named Lawton decided to bring down a few handle bottles of Firefly Vodka to make her new favorite drink. She brought me a drink and I warily sipped it.....then gulped it....and am now a fellow Firefly addict. Seriously, this is the most dangerous drink. It tastes EXACTLY like sweet tea. You mix equal parts of water and Vodka, add 2 lemon wedges and voila! I also added some simple syrup since I am a Southern Gal and like my sweet tea super sweet.

This is a perfect raceday drink!! I have decided that we MUST have it for our Talladega trip. Being the smarty pants I am, I called Wendy and had her pick me up 2 bottles from a liquor store in NC. I was planning on sending them to Melissa in Alabama. Well, apparenlty, you can't ship alcohol! I found a website that will ship it....but guess what....they don't ship to Alabama! I don't think Delta will appreciate me taking Firefly on as my carryon. GRRRR.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Rubber Ducks?

I wish they made a duck as Kyle Busch. I like to throw things when when I get mad watching football.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

A 35 pound princess and a 50 pound trophy

Ok, I am having a sappy moment right now and I admit, I am a bit teary eyed. Carl Edwards is known for giving his trophy’s away. He gave his most recent Nationwide trophy to 4 year old Emma Mitchum who was born with a form of Spina Bifida, a disease that causes her spine and other organs to grow and function incorrectly. She is the typical 4 year old that loves princesses, the color pink and now Carl Edwards (hey, we share 3 things in common!). She has already endured 3 operations on her spine with an addition to another which will help her function better. Carl heard of Emma through one of his crew guys, Darren Beach, whose wife is related to her. "Darren and I grew up together. Our dads raced each other. He's been there, by my side, and we've been friends and worked together since I ran race cars out of my garage at home," said Edwards. "After I won that race, Darren has never asked me for a thing, and he said, ‘If you don't have a place for that trophy to go, I got a place for it.' He told me about Emma and how much she's gone through at a really young age, how strong she is, and I figured she deserved the trophy as much as I did and would appreciate it even more."
Lets say my adoration of Carl just went up 5 notches.

Sorry to be such a sap....hell, Darlynn cries at every National Anthem...I suppose I can be sappy on this blog one time.